vonDark's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Scotsman V. Sinistar]

Wow, great job

Stealing everything that is.
Any fucking moron can download some images, place them in flash and add some appropriate dialogue from a movie.

I do not really find it funny, and you didn't do shit, except from making some frames.
Therefore it scores a superlow 0.

MEKofTheMEKkingdom responds:

Sorry, they don't have super low here; otherwise I’d give your manner a frikkin’ superlow minus-infinity.
Hey, I was just trying to appeal to the people out there who like Phoenix Write/Wrong. And I'd prefer to do it in a way that they can recognize, because if I did it in my own artwork, they would say I was crap and I should have used the sprites.
If I'd it in my own artwork, then you would have said I'd stolen the artwork or that my artwork was so bad that I should have used sprites. I can't win either way with your sort, the sort that has no allowance for those just starting up in Flash and perhaps don't really care about originality and perhaps just wants to give people a bit of a laugh, I don't need to take that crap from you, If what you say about ", place them in flash and add some appropriate dialogue from a movie." Then that applies to "Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom" and The Original "Phoenix Wrong" cartoons. I don't have to listen to you, to me you are nothing, nobody, you can't talk me out of making these kind of movies; maybe I find enjoyment in making them and just want a few people to find it funny, huh? Think of that? You unfair, demeaning, smug bastard, why don't you get a bit broader-minded and just think to yourself, "Hey, it doesn't appeal to me, but it's got some lip sync and I guess it's pretty funny to that particuly in-crowd that understands it" instead of ‘Oh, this is a sprite movie, I'm going to give him a bad score 'cause he just wanted to make something quickly 'cause he's got better things to do than draw loads of things that are already done so he can get on with that Original, self drawn movie he's making with his friends’.
And, stolen images? EXCUSE me, but I fully credited the website I got the images from, and funnily enough, it’s the same site used as the ‘Phoenix Wrong’ authors got them.
And “Stealing everything that is.” Bwahahaha! I didn’t steal anything you brainless dolt, I CREDITED everything, The two tracks of music, the sound effects, and the Scotsman and Sinistar, so no, I didn’t steal anything, and I also put the “Original Phoenix Wrong” in the special thanks, acknowledging that it was them who I was thanking for giving me the idea; everyone takes ideas from other people, originality is simply a mix of other things in a certain way. So is Randy Solem a “fucking moron” as you so crudely put it because he uses well-known sprites that people who like Mario video games can relate to? I think not.
‘I do not really find it funny,’ Fair enough, everyone has different tastes.
“and you didn't do shit” Yeah, I only 85 items, most with over ten different key frames, carefully arranged so I could use the graphics options to get semi-accurate voice acting and actions. Then I went and physically recorded the Scotsman’s speech in segments, then edited them to make them easier to hear and with the least background noise, then place them in Flash, face preposterous loading times, then build the whole thing around them, taking two solid days of work, while you sit there on your fat substructure, watch it for free, then have the nerve and stupidity to start flaming me because I’m using sprites, you are a idiot and a sad, sad loser, if you hated it that much, why not give me some constructive criticism so I can get better; considering you’re obviously so much better than me; otherwise you wouldn’t be quite the thick-headed unintelligent retard you make yourself out to be.
Making some frames? Yeah only 6119 frames of animation.
“Therefore it scores a superlow 0.” Wow, up to the “superlow” you sounded like a maths wiz, man, you think “superlow 0” is a number? Yeah, its right next to the number “Shut the hell up you retard and get your head out of you know where”.

[>Attack Of Purple Alien]

sorry..

The graphics were okay, with some work it could be a cool style.
The animation wasn't really there, it was mostly some tweens, and some text with blur effects.

The "humor" has been done about one thousand times. I never thought Jestars "zomgomzom. Booooob" rants were funny, and I never will, even if it is put into some movie.

Try to come up with something creative next time, not just that "1337" language thing. And spend some more time on it.

Now you can go ahead ranting about me and how mean I am.
Or try to stop repating yourself all the time.

Misfitblob responds:

OMG YOU ARE SO MEAN...

just kidding

Thanks for the constructive critisism I guess

:D

[-Miss You-]

meh..

Sorry, I just couldn't bother to watch it all.
anyway it was aimed towards one person, what's the point of putting it out on Newgrounds, couldn't you just email it to her or whatever?

djleeroy responds:

Nope. :P Some people like it, some don't. You don't, it doesn't bother me. I'm glad you at least clicked on 'Watch This Movie'. Anyway, don't worry. My next Flash won't be personal at all.

["Rolling"]

Naah

do you even have little sence of gravity and physics?
that thing didn't seem real AT ALL.
I mean, it just floated around, try to keep it a bit more realistic next time please.

GAMECUBICLE responds:

Like you could do it better, its very hard to animate gravity by hand (i didnt use any dynamics)

[2004: let's go!]

what the?

I have seen like three different antimult profiles...
there was anti_mult, antimult then antimult_studios.
your profile says: "I have noticed that some people are sending our studios flash's here on newgrounds, that's really annoying! We are trying hard making these movies and people just stealing."

If you are the original author, why is there another guy that sent in like four movies before you?

antimult-studio responds:

ha,ha,ha, coz everybody of them want's to get to frontpage!

[The Mole by XilliaH]

Reminds me of childhood

there was some cartoon like this, well it was about a mole and shit.
Dunno if it was based on that.
Well it's kinda good, but the graphics definately need improvement

XilliaH responds:

Its from a book, didnt have time to visualise my own idea, which takes bout 10 hours

[The Child That Smelt Odd]

two titles?

it says the child that smells odd on NG, and the child that smelt funny in the movie.

Anyway it's great as always, I love the story

Doki responds:

Newgrounds didn't give me enough title space! Same with "A Black and White Cartoon About Roof Tiling" I had to shorten that to just "Roof Tiling"

Thanks anyway.

[The Little Match Girl]

That's not bad

I think you could have done a much better job on the animation

The other things was pretty good, except from the music changes, I think you overdid those, the music changed too much.

RegisCartoons responds:

Thanks, Haartufs. What can I say "I had so little time and so much to say" :) Nice to get a review from you and have a Merry Christmas !