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The One Layer Collab The One Layer Collab

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Can't say I enjoyed this very much

First off, NEVER, EVER use röyksopp when you have to run it through such a rough compression. Their music is very dynamic and relies heavily on the small details, this gets lost when compressing it this heavily. Most of the sound effects also sounded terrible (waaay to loud). Uhm yeah, on to the actual animation.
Well, to be crude, this reminded me of a daily toon. In the way that it seemed like you just crammed lots of blammable material into a single flash just to make sure it would pass judgement. It had some gems, but they got lost in all the rubbish. Specially when all the bad stuff was so long and the good stuff was so short. I'd suggest some tighter collab leadership next time. This idea just seems pointless when you were able to just put movieclips on top of eachother. Maybe next time (if there will be a next time) you should also make a universal theme for the entries so it doesn't become a simulation of swapping through random TV-channels with 90% crap.

Better luck next time.

The André Movie The André Movie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is sucks

UHHHH, I don't like it so much that it gets cool.

cool stuff.

Scotsman V. Sinistar Scotsman V. Sinistar

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Wow, great job

Stealing everything that is.
Any fucking moron can download some images, place them in flash and add some appropriate dialogue from a movie.

I do not really find it funny, and you didn't do shit, except from making some frames.
Therefore it scores a superlow 0.

MEKofTheMEKkingdom responds:

Sorry, they don't have super low here; otherwise I’d give your manner a frikkin’ superlow minus-infinity.
Hey, I was just trying to appeal to the people out there who like Phoenix Write/Wrong. And I'd prefer to do it in a way that they can recognize, because if I did it in my own artwork, they would say I was crap and I should have used the sprites.
If I'd it in my own artwork, then you would have said I'd stolen the artwork or that my artwork was so bad that I should have used sprites. I can't win either way with your sort, the sort that has no allowance for those just starting up in Flash and perhaps don't really care about originality and perhaps just wants to give people a bit of a laugh, I don't need to take that crap from you, If what you say about ", place them in flash and add some appropriate dialogue from a movie." Then that applies to "Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom" and The Original "Phoenix Wrong" cartoons. I don't have to listen to you, to me you are nothing, nobody, you can't talk me out of making these kind of movies; maybe I find enjoyment in making them and just want a few people to find it funny, huh? Think of that? You unfair, demeaning, smug bastard, why don't you get a bit broader-minded and just think to yourself, "Hey, it doesn't appeal to me, but it's got some lip sync and I guess it's pretty funny to that particuly in-crowd that understands it" instead of ‘Oh, this is a sprite movie, I'm going to give him a bad score 'cause he just wanted to make something quickly 'cause he's got better things to do than draw loads of things that are already done so he can get on with that Original, self drawn movie he's making with his friends’.
And, stolen images? EXCUSE me, but I fully credited the website I got the images from, and funnily enough, it’s the same site used as the ‘Phoenix Wrong’ authors got them.
And “Stealing everything that is.” Bwahahaha! I didn’t steal anything you brainless dolt, I CREDITED everything, The two tracks of music, the sound effects, and the Scotsman and Sinistar, so no, I didn’t steal anything, and I also put the “Original Phoenix Wrong” in the special thanks, acknowledging that it was them who I was thanking for giving me the idea; everyone takes ideas from other people, originality is simply a mix of other things in a certain way. So is Randy Solem a “fucking moron” as you so crudely put it because he uses well-known sprites that people who like Mario video games can relate to? I think not.
‘I do not really find it funny,’ Fair enough, everyone has different tastes.
“and you didn't do shit” Yeah, I only 85 items, most with over ten different key frames, carefully arranged so I could use the graphics options to get semi-accurate voice acting and actions. Then I went and physically recorded the Scotsman’s speech in segments, then edited them to make them easier to hear and with the least background noise, then place them in Flash, face preposterous loading times, then build the whole thing around them, taking two solid days of work, while you sit there on your fat substructure, watch it for free, then have the nerve and stupidity to start flaming me because I’m using sprites, you are a idiot and a sad, sad loser, if you hated it that much, why not give me some constructive criticism so I can get better; considering you’re obviously so much better than me; otherwise you wouldn’t be quite the thick-headed unintelligent retard you make yourself out to be.
Making some frames? Yeah only 6119 frames of animation.
“Therefore it scores a superlow 0.” Wow, up to the “superlow” you sounded like a maths wiz, man, you think “superlow 0” is a number? Yeah, its right next to the number “Shut the hell up you retard and get your head out of you know where”.

Recent Game Reviews

Mouse and Cat Platformer Mouse and Cat Platformer

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Collision detection ruined it all

I would try to program the game so the collision detection is based on the computer mouse position, not on the mouse movieclip, because now I just had a little bit of the ear out in the water and it went "game over". If you can't manage to make collision detection with the mouse position, I would try to add some hitarea inside the mouse movieclip.

The idea is good, but the bugs just ruined it all.

A Chain Reaction Game v.2 A Chain Reaction Game v.2

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


what the?
wow you're so original submitting a game that was completely similar to the game chaos theory, and now you make a second version with some more skins?
come on, do something new.

Dunno why this got such a high score, maybe because not so many have seen chaos theory, everybody, try googling for chaos theory game, and you will find the original.

Glaiel-Gamer responds:

But mine is better, cause it's in english and has much more stuff.

Kitten cannon wasn't original either, does that make it bad?

A Chain Reaction Game A Chain Reaction Game

Rated 2 / 5 stars


Too similar to that other game, chaos destruction or something, only that one was fresh and new, this is just a slightly improved rip-off.
I know you can do better than that

Recent Audio Reviews

wave to... wave to...

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are my favourite audio artist

Really, this is the most pleasing music I have ever heard on this site.

I <3 the contrast between the glitchy beats and the smooth vocals. Awesome job.

I would seriously buy yor record if you ever made one.

snoballandthmonyshot responds:

nice 1,
now i'll prolly sell 2 copies! one to u and one to my gran... bo

|-It's A Dream-REMIX ,V.3-| |-It's A Dream-REMIX ,V.3-|

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I need more Low frequencies

More bass please.
I like the lead melody, but the vocal samples were übercheesy.

Dj-SilenT-HunteR responds:

I'v made a V.4 with more stuff and better bass but not going to upload it :/
Yeah will hear me somewhere soon ;)
Thx for the REV!

-API- Toys -API- Toys

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Digging the simplicity.

I can see this wasn't your biggest effort compisition wise, but I still love it.
Not very fond of the bright pad, seems a little bit out of place, but the rest of the sounds are top notch.
Would've loved to see you take this to the next level and added some more diversit in it, but I can see that you might be a little bit busy with your "commercial" stuff.

Keep up the work. Might check out your CD if it ever comes out.


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